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Our children can get some tax-payer birth control and start screwing right away. No more waiting until you're married, no more waiting until you're even in a long-term relationship (well, a month is long term, right?), no more waiting at all. Kids need to be sexualized right here, right now, get 'em going. I mean, it's not like we can stop them, so let's start assisting them with it.

If there's no one to catch you, you can't get caught, right? So where's the deterent?

Then, when they grow up (or maybe when they're just 11, I don't know the regulations) they can head on down to the San Francisco safe-injection room and shoot up. You know, if you do it there, they can't catch you. It's legal within that room, and safe too, because there will be (tax-payer funded?) nurses provided to keep people from overdosing. I would not be suprised if they sold the drugs right there. Or even if it was tax-payer funded drugs. It's coming. Hey, it's safer that way - you'll know it's a good batch, right?

What do I expect, though, really? It's the same kind of policy that lets illegal immigrants get free insurance, jobs, and not deported even when caught. It's the same policy that made abortions legal. The safety of illegal activity is more important than the fact that it's illegal, as long as the activity is not affecting the safety of other (born) people.

People are going to do these things anyway. I understand that. But the way they have to do these things in order to get them done was a huge deterent. Sanitizing the sex, drugs, illegal immigration, and abortions make them seem less bad. They're not less bad. But how bad can it be when people spend money on it to allow you to do it safely? If it was really bad, people would be up in arms against it. There wouldn't be a officially sanctioned, government owned place to go. But there is, and as long as there is, the morality of America, especially the children growing up in this era, will erode and become nothing. The only thing America will be against is being against things.

Comments
on Oct 19, 2007
If you do it safely, where's the sport in it?

on Oct 19, 2007
Who wants to take drugs legally, or have sex with parental permission? Boring!
on Oct 19, 2007
Itis one thing to recognize that you cannot erradicate a problem.  It is another to abet the process.
on Oct 19, 2007
"It is another to abet the process."

Bingo. That's exactly what I'm saying here. Some people just don't get it.
on Oct 19, 2007
Who wants to take drugs legally, or have sex with parental permission? Boring!


Like shootin' fish in a barrel.

~Zoo
on Oct 19, 2007
Son.. you're 11 now.. I think it's time you learned about ecstacy. Here, try some.
on Oct 19, 2007

"Dad, what's a 'dirty sanchez?'"

"Well, son...you might meet a girl that has an interesting desire...what you need to do is take your..."

~Zoo

on Oct 19, 2007
Boy has look of horror on his face.

"So that's a dirty sanchez."

"Why did Jimmy call Pedro a dirty sanchez, then?"

"Ooooh, that's just Pedro's last name, son."
on Oct 19, 2007

Sad.

on Oct 19, 2007
double post
on Oct 19, 2007
Shoot, I was too afraid/embarrased to even ask the nurse or my mom for pad when I had my period at 11. I do however remembe asking my dad at the drug store what ribbed condoms were for. I was probably 13. Of course I got a sheepish "I don't know" out of him.

I've been on bc and hated what they did to me - made me a total B-I-T-C-_. These young developing girls should not be exposed to artificial hormones.