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Published on September 24, 2007 By Jythier In Just Hanging Out
There are different levels of psychosis. Say you go to work and nobody notices your haircut. Now, if you're a bit paranoid, you might think multiple things. You might think, "Hey, nobody noticed, nobody likes me." or "Nobody noticed, my hair must be awful and they don't want to draw attention to it." But it takes a truly paranoid person to think, "Hey, nobody noticed my haircut - they must be conspiring to kill me."

If you're also additionally crazy, you may think, "Hey, nobody noticed my haircut... it's because they're conspiring to steal the Stevie Ray Vaughn CD I just bought, because it has the nuclear weapons plans on it. I knew I shouldn't've purchased online! And shipping was horrendous!"

Extra points if you don't own a SRV CD.

Anyway, I was just trying to figure out where I am on the scale, when I realized, by analyzing it, I was able to act the way a normal person should. Which is, "I don't care, and they probably don't either. It's just hair."


It recently occured to me why I don't like people calling Hillary anything but Hillary. Basically, it doesn't matter one bit whether or not she is one. That shouldn't be what changes your vote, and it's really not important. What's important is that her policies are stupid, and will cast ruin upon us all. Saying that can start a useful conversation, while just calling her names really does nothing at all. Sticks and stones may break her bones, but names will never hurt her. Basically, the meanings attached to the word are invalid at this point. People call people they don't like that word. So you must just not like her. No, I think she's going to cause America to DIE. But that's just me. Hey, as she makes gigantic profits for the health insurance industry, she can tax them and pay for some of her other programs. Exciting!


I recently bought GalCiv2, Gold Edition, and let me tell you, the installation went really smoothly. Have to put the dashes in the serial number, which threw me off, but after that little problem was fixed I was good to go. Except, I wasn't. Because my wife wanted to use the computer. Blast! So my plans of galactic conquest are on hold. But, even if I never play it, I'm glad I got to show my support for a company that seems to care about the consumer, or at least the quality of their product. And when it runs on my 5 year old piece of junk computer, I will jump for joy.

Comments
on Sep 24, 2007

I got a hair cut - but no one said anything because they are all jealous of me!

I dont like people calling a poor dog "Hillary".  After all, that poor mother never did the things Hillary did.

My computer is coming up on 4 years.  WAY over due for a new one!

on Sep 24, 2007
Ooo, bumper sticker: My Dog Is For Universal Healthcare
on Sep 24, 2007
Ooo, bumper sticker: My Dog Is For Universal Healthcare


Oh, ho! This could be fun!

My Dogs Sheba asks - Had your Cat tootsie roll today?