I know you know that you can't park there. If you could park there, you would have just turned off the car and went inside. But no. You left your car in an illegal parking spot, with extra blinking lights just in case a policeman wants to ticket you. Hey, if you have those blinky lights on, how can he bother you? This haircut is an emergency!
I am really tired of people thinking that turning their hazard lights on gives them the right to BE a hazard. News flash - you still can't park there, and I hope you get a ticket. There's one spot where it's a two lane(each way) road, and almost every night, during rush hour traffic, someone stop in front of a store in the middle of the right hand lane and makes it a one lane road.
Move your car! You're going to cause an accident, and I hope your car is totaled.