As I drive to work, I listen to my radio. My radio is my friend. It tells me about the traffic, the weather, the local and national news... it sings me songs. Sometimes it even tells me jokes. It tells me all about the latest, greatest products. But lately, my radio has been a little sad.
There's a new kind of radio out there, called HD Radio. I think my radio wants to be an HD Radio. It keep mentioning it, about how BMWs come equipped with HD Radios. About the crystal clear sound. And I could go to any local electronics store and get one, but Best Buy will give me the best deal.
I just want to make this message perfectly clear, directed to my radio -
Dear Radio:
You're a great friend, and I wouldn't give you up, even if you are a little staticky sometimes. Who isn't? It's not your fault. I'm not going to trade you in for a new model, and I really wish you'd stop talking about it. Please, go back to your singing, and let me know about the traffic. I like the you that you are, even if you don't get the stations between the stations. I only listen to three stations anyway, I don't need any more. Just keep being yourself, and I will keep listening.
Your friend,
Jythier
P.S. I know my car isn't great, but I cannot afford a new one, even at $99 a month with no money down. Stop mentioning it.