I was fortunate enough to be able to live like a rich guy this weekend. I took a trip down to New York City and saw a Broadway play, The Producers, at St. James Theater, and stayed at the Omni Berkshire. Now, not actually being a rich guy, I hardly knew what to make of the whole thing. The hotel has so many service people, it costs almost as much to tip them as it does to stay in the hotel. Valet parking, bell service, a concierge... I normally stay at Days Inn, you know?
The problem with ritzy hotels, though, especially when you're not paying for it, is that nothing is free. If I go to the Days Inn, I get a free continental breakfast. Not going to happen at the Omni. And utilizing the mini-bar, while tempting, is the kind of decision a person who will never be able to afford to stay there will make. It's so expensive that I would've had it locked, except I need a place to put my wife's strawberry milk that she needs to keep the heartburn away.
I figured if she didn't drink it I could leave it in there and charge the hotel $20 for it.
Tony Danza starred in The Producers, and he was really good. The show was all the things a Mel Brooks production should be. I recommend it to any Mel Brooks fans.
I went shopping on 5th Avenue, which was expensive and pretty boring. In fact, it was extremely boring until 11, when the Disney store finally opened. We went in and they applauded all the entering customers, which really freaked me out. But other than that, it was just a Disney store... a 3 level Disney store. With a make-your-own Mr. Potato Head. Which I did with my wife, for my son to play with.
The best part of the trip was that my son had a great time... with the babysitter, back in New England. Yeah I missed him, but it was great to not be woken up by him.
I learned this trip that I don't want to stay in ritzy hotels and eat at expensive restaurants. I enjoy the time with my family more than I enjoy what an excess of money would buy me. It's nice to know what's out there, because now I know that I won't miss it.